MARIE ELIZABETH TOMAS
BIOGRAPHY
Marie is a columnist, humorist, novelist and
screenwriter. She began her writing career at local, Brooklyn
newspapers. Namely, Courier Life, Brooklyn Graphic and Spectator.
One of her first assignments was covering the,
“Miss Hotdog” contest at Nathan’s in Coney Island. Where she was, to her
enormous surprise, crowned: “Miss Hotdog.” She was later syndicated by
United Feature Syndicate, where she wrote humorist columns irregularly
and irreverently. Being dubbed, “The Brooklyn Bombeck.”
She has written ads for Boston Chicken, Volvo
and Designer Center and received two silver awards for two of the ads.
She has sold a screenplay to Transworld Attractions and optioned another
(she’s written 28) to Rosa Colosemo, an Australian producer.
Marie loves to write. Being a multifarious
woman (a true Gemini) she usually tackles two or more projects at a
time. She’s presently working on a humorous screenplay and book
simultaneously.
She also enjoys antiquing. Although she admits
that finding your old cereal bowl sold as an antique, is quite
disconcerting.
She has two daughters and two sons. The latter
being lovable yellow labs, Dudley and Farley.
“Despite what they may say, writing is not
masochistic,” she smiles. “However, submitting your work, is entirely
another story.”
Her advice to young, enthusiastic writers:
“Don’t take rejections seriously. Brush off disappointments. And try,
try again.”
FILM
THE COUNT OF MONTY'S DISCO -
(sold Transworld Attractions)
LADYLOVE
GOLDSTEIN'S GARDEN OF EDEN
JUNGLE JACK THE MAGNIFICENT
I DON'T WANT HER, YOU CAN
HAVE HER
GLORY BE
A.M. P.M.
LOST IN THE FIFTIES
HOMEOWNERS
DANNY AND DOODLES
PETER PAN AND FRAN
BUNGLE OF JOY (optioned) Rosa Colosemo,
Independent Australian Producer
THE CAT'S MEOW
PASTRAMI
YOU MADE ME LOVE YOU
WIFE SITTER
BORN AGAIN BENNY
THREE FOR THE ROAD
CIAO
PLAYS
YOU AGAIN
PASTRAMI
SWEET SEPTEMBER
THE DEMISE OF DAPPER DAN
SUPPER CLUB WHODUNNIT
TELEPLAYS
BINDY (for hire; Rosa Colosemo)
OH, BROTHER (sitcom pilot)
BIG AND BEAUTIFUL (sitcom pilot)
EX'S 1999
BOOKS
LOVES LEADING LADIES,
(Pinnacle)
RACHEL (ghosted)
MEN A LA CARTE
HERE COMES THE BRIDE
AND SIX KIDS
IF THEY LEFT THE NEST,
WHY AREN'T I CROWING?
I'M HERE AND I'M FINE
SYNDICATED COLUMNS
UNITED FEATURE SYNDICATE
COURIER LIFE
SPECTATOR
COMMERCIALS
VOLVO (silver award)
BOSTON CHICKEN (silver award)
SPORTIME USA
FLORIDA VIDEO (Bob Burg)
FABRIC DESIGN CENTER
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